I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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