so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
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After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
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Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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