I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
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Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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