Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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