Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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