...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
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He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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