let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
she smelled like a LAN party
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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