Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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