i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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