And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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