What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I understand Curling. That high.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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