i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
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They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Two words: nipple clamps
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