The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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