bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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