can we get nightvision for the apartment?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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