Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
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Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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