She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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