But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Randomize
