dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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