I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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