Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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