Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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