What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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