hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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