can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
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Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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