I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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