She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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