Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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