Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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