dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
dude. I can hear the air.
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