Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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