I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
My penis needs a shock collar
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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