I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
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Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
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Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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