I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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