well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Man, jail baloney is awful.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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