Hey man sorry I got all grabby
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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