I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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