Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Randomize
