Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
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doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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