do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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