i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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