Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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