Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
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she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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