spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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