That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
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He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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