How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
why is half of my head shaved?
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