So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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