just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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