I wanna passion pit in your ass
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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