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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I feel like abortions should bother me more

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(510): View more from California

called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?

(1-510): View more from California

you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.

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(520): View more from Arizona

just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??

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(469): View more from Texas

She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke

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(307): View more from Wyoming

So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"

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(716): View more from New York

I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.

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(425): View more from Washington

Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.

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(775): View more from Nevada

This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story

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(315): View more from New York

He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.

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