Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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