with your own penis?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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