that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Randomize
