I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
did i walk over a car last night?
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Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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