so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
