No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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